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EVIL THIEF:

How do you know that a thief who robs a bank is inexperienced?
Because it makes a gap to enter and another to exit. CHEAP





"Look, I bought a watch.
- What brand?
- Time! GROSS





- Pepe, how to write bullet?
- As it sounds, Manolo. Manolo wrote
AND PUM.

HEALTHY

Why a man fans himself with a saw?
Because he was told that the mountain air is healthier. A WONDER




A man telephones the gardener says,
- called by the lawnmower ...
- but how well you listen!

LONG PARTY:


"I invite you to a party of 15.
"Well, three months after I come back.


SHAMPOO:

A boy sees his friend out of the shower and asks,
- Do not you levaste hair?
"No, I had no shampoo
- But if you bought a while ago a ...!
"Yes, but I had not realized that says "for dry hair." And to get into the shower and all I got wet! Chatterbox





Three guys talking:
"I have a cat that says 'meow'!
"And I have a dog that says 'wow'!
"And I have a jar that says 'sugar'.


NOT SO greedy

- Hello, pizzeria? Do not send me a pizza delivery?
"Yes, sir How many servings you want the court?
"Well, uh ... How many servings can be cut?
-In six, eight or twelve.
"So just cut it in six: I just I can not eat as many servings. IDEAL TEMPERATURE




-The thermometer marks zero degrees ...
- great! Neither cold nor hot!

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DOG LIVE:

A group of friends, one of them said that if someone gave money to his dog, the animal would immediately buy a newspaper. One of them, to prove it, he gave it.
The dog ran off, but after an hour had not yet returned.
In protesting that gave him the money, he asked the owner:
- When your dog back?
- depends ... How much money did you give?
- A ten dollars bill ..
- Oh, what a baton! When you are therefore going to the movies. DANGEROUS CHIQUITO


I:

"Sir, my cat just killed your dog.
- can not be ... if my dog \u200b\u200bis a doberman!
- I know, but my cat is hydraulic. Chiquita


DANGEROUS II:

"Sir, my chihuahua dog just killed your dog.
- can not be ... if my dog \u200b\u200bis a Great Dane!
"I know, but he was stuck in the throat.

WHAT IS IT? :

- Your dog looks like a cat.
- It is a cat.
"Then like a dog. TALKING DUCK


:

A lady says to another:
- I have a duck that talks.
- I think not.
- then returns home to meet him. At home
says
- Duck ...¡¡¡ Come here!
duck is coming, and the lady tells her:
- Bring a sweater.
- Cua.
- The you want!


VAMPIRES:

Va a vampire with a face full of blood through the forest and for another vampire that says
- Where do you get so much blood?
- Look, the wall that you see there?
- Yes
- Well, I did not see it.



killjoy:

A turtle was in a fiest.Llega fox and tells her to go to buy wine.
The turtle goes and takes 2 or 3 years back.
When the party arrives, the turtle asks the fox
- White or red?.



VERY LOGICAL I:

A man going to visit her friend and when he enters the house of a friend is in a corner, a dog very skinny, wimpy, pure bones ...
Then the man is shocked and tells his friend:
- Why do not you feed the dog?
"For what he does ...
- then give them away or sell it!
"For what you eat ...


VERY LOGICAL II:

One along the street and says to another:
- Do you have time? - And the other replies,
"No, do not smoke, and says the first.
-Ahhh, as were disheveled.


VERY LOGICAL III: Van

two in the street talking and said one to another:
"The other day we I and Joseph ...
And he tells the other:
- Jose and I will ....
- So what? Did I not going?



INCENDIARIES:

-Dad ... Do you like cooked fruit?
The father says:
"If my son, I love it.
And the son replies:
"Rejoice: the garden is on fire. BORN


UNARMED:

a child comes and tells her dad: "Dad
... How did we children born?
And the dad turns red, thinks and says, "Look son
first comes the head, then his belly, then his arms and his legs finally go ...
To which the child replies:
"Oh, I know: when you're all out at arm.


GOOD PRICE:

One along the road and is approached by a bum and says,
- Please ... you give me 5 dollars for lunch?
And this she answers:
- How do you manage that price? Take 10 and bring me one to me!


HEIGHT:
Enter a business man and the clerk asks
- You tell me.
And the man replies:
- Si ... 1.80 m or 1.82 m approx.


gaffe:

A friend tells another:
- Look, a woman with a mustache!
- Shut up, moron, that's my mom.
- But what good is it!


ALMOST BLIND
:

- Do you know the difference between a flea and the elephant?
"No, I do not know.
- then it's time to use spectacles


QUICK TIP:
A man who has a dog down at full speed and is one that goes up and asks,
- Do you understand something of parachutes?
And the other replies:
- And you understand something of bottles?

FINGER:

The owner of a bulldog phones:
- 22,222,222 Is?
- Yes, it's that number.
- Can you tell me how I can get the finger of the two?

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ENTER OR BETTER:

A man goes to see a fortune teller, comes to the door and knocks ... TOC TOC.
from inside is heard saying:
- Who is it?
And the man says:
- guess what crap! Pimp



:

had a party of zeros and the door was a zero. Then comes an eight, and zero tells
eight.
"This party only zeros. And
eight he says.
"I know, what happens is that I have very tight belt.



COINCIDENCE:


A man says to another down the street:
- "And you like your name?
- Yo ... Welcome
- go! As my doormat!


NAME:

Two friends meet after a while, and one says to another:
- You know I had a child? "Says the first
- How do you call it?" Replied the second
- August Cathedrals.
- That most rare name!
- Not so much, I know one called Julio Iglesias.



SAUCER DRIVE:

- Boy, what have input?
- A glass door


BoBos I:

A man tells his friend:
"Look, look, a dead bird.
And the other says, looking at the sky:
- Where? Where?


BoBos II: Van

two fools in the desert and one says to another:
- Hey, you!
He answers the other:
- Who? Me?


FLY:

A man enters the coffee shop and says:
"Hey, give me a fly?
And the clerk answers:
- But if this is a tearoom!
And the man says
"As there is a cake in the showcase ...



ANETOJOS:
A man comes to an optician, said:
- you give me some reading glasses?.
To which the clerk replied:
- If yesterday was about!
And he says the other:
"I know, but those and read them.



SMALL FOOD:

Two friends and one says to another:
"The other day I was eating a roast and I saw a UFO.
And the other replies,
- Liar! What will you be eating a roast?



CHILDREN READY:

Two women are talking about their children and say together:
- My son is so alive! Just seven months and is walking!
And the other replied:
- More Alive is mine: it is five years old and still needs to be taken in a stroller!


CHAMPION:

a man is about to receive a conference room.
"Listen: this is where the competition is held Vagos?
- Yes, sir. Among just.
"No, no ... to me, I come. AUTO




gauze - Che, Manuel, I sell a car ...
"No thanks, why would I want a car blindfolded?

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SED MUCH!

At night the father sends his son to bed to sleep.
After five minutes, the child cries
- Dad, you bring me a glass of water?
- No. You should have taken before. Now doze now. Instantly the child
insists
- Dad, you bring me a glass of water?
- Calla once - says the father
- Dad, you bring me a glass of water?
- Are not you shut up already, I get up and give you a beating!
- Dad, when you come to give me the beating ... Are not you bring me a glass of water?




"SWIM, WHY?

In the Navy, a captain asked a sailor:
- Can you swim?
And the sailor replies:
- What? Do not they have boats?.


THRIFTY:

's father tells the son
"Today I ran behind the bus and I saved 75 cents.
And the son replies:
- Why not run behind a taxi and you save 6 dollars? PRESA AVE




A man who goes on a motorcycle and a bird that flies so fast. In this clash, and the bird is thrown. The man takes the bird out of compassion, heals and gets into a cage where they put water and bread.
When she wakes up the bird says, "Oh, no, I killed the motorcycle!"

SUSTAZO:

There once was a man who abused his donkey much until one day he stares at the donkey and tells :
- I'm sick of blows! It hit me more! Mr. very scared
runs out, followed by his dog.
He stops, looks by far the donkey and breathlessly exclaims:
- my God!
And your dog looks at him and says:
- Yes, what a fright he gave us the donkey!

NOT SO POOR:

Mom tells the tiny baby, to see a lady ironing stacks of sheets and towels:
- Poor women, in this heat and ironing by hand.
To which the girl replied,
- Not Hand ironing, Mom! - And pointing to the plate, he said - has a machine!


NAMES:

Commenting on the name you gave your baby a friend, Melisa asked
- Why do they put Hippolytus?
And mom said
- Did not you see now used to put babies to grandparents names, such as Saturnino, Ernestina, Bernardo, Orestes ...? Melisa
thought and said
- If I one day I have a daughter, I will write "Nona".



RADIO:

Mom asked Gaby to tune your favorite radio program. Gaby
grew impatient because it was not until asked
- Mama ... What is radio? "AM or PM?



FAN OF COMPU
Martin spent the day playing with the computer, m until the mother turned it off and said
- now you're going to get air into the garden!
He went reluctantly, but mom is very quiet surprised to see him looking at the sky.
- What is it that you so quiet?
- is that I had not realized that the clouds are in 3D! GROOM



PILOT: I was a rat

walking with a bat, cogiditos hand, when passing another rat and asks the first:
- Is this your boyfriend?
"Yes," replied the former.
"How ugly, right?
"Yes ... But is a pilot!


BOCA GRANDE:

The Lion, King of the Jungle, it brings the animals to tell you that month were to be improvements in the jungle, but every time the lion finished saying a sentence toad, screaming interrupted loud and shrill
- BRAVO! BRAVO! After
cried many times, the lion is tired and said
-This month, we will eat only animals with a big mouth.
And the toad, scared and bailing his mouth as he could, said
- Poor crocodile!




IT'S TIME:

A turtle climbed a tree, then pulled and bam! Fell to the floor. Then again
up and bam!! Fell to the floor.
He turned up and bam !!!!... the floor again. Until a couple watching pigeons that look and say:
- Would you say that she is adopted?


ANIMALS IN PARIS:

A man goes on vacation to Paris with his animals and his duck walk VCON, showing the various monuments.
- On the right you have the Arc de Triomphe.
- Quack?
-The Arc de Triomphe I said. And look, in front of you you have the Eiffel Tower ... - Quack?.
-The Eiffel Tower, I repeat.
- Quack?
- Oh, duck, I tired! Tomorrow you are staying in the hotel and go for a walk with the pig!
arrive the hotel and the Lord says:
-Chancho, tomorrow I'll take a walk through Paris to you instead of the duck.
- Oink? "Not today ...¡¡
TOMORROW!




LION RELIGIOUS:

Will a man running through the desert that was followed by a lion. No longer can more stops and starts to pray on their knees.
- Please Lord make this lion a Christian.
The lion stands in front of him and says:
- Lord, bless this food I'll take


HUNTER HUNTED: Two friends were

hunting, and that one went to hunt alone ... After a while the guy comes running and the friend asks:
- What cazaste? The guy running
replied:
- A lion!
And the friend asks:
- Where is the lion?
And the other replied:
- Here comes behind me!


Panza without CURRENCIES:

sow Mom listens to her daughter:
- Mom, Mom, that we have a slits in the queue?
"Daughter, because if we were in the back, would be piggy.



VERY SLOW:

A man who is fixing the chimney. Knock on the door and there is a snail and says, "How
this winter so cold Can you stay overnight?
The man gets a kick and sends it to the middle of nowhere.
Summer comes and the man is fixing the air conditioning.
knock on the door and it is the same snail and asks
- Why do you strike me?



RARE NAME:

A man enters a pet shop and asks another who was there thinking it was the Dependent
- Listen!, what animal is that over there?
The other replied: "I do not know
.
And it says in amazement:
- But what loignorito nicer!




WITHOUT SHOES:

Two men who go around and see a shoe store, and give one another.
- Do you like these shoes crocodile?
- Yes, but worth $ 3,500
"Then go to the river and crocodiles trapped
- Good idea! Matan
100, 200, 500 and 1000. And you say, and desperate:
- If we kill 10 more and no shoes ... I'm going home!.


NOT SO BAD JOKES:

There is a shortage of food in the jungle, the lion proposes to tell jokes and laugh all the animals are saved and not killed to serve lunch to all others.
rabbit comes and tells a terrific joke, they laugh less turtle. Then kill the rabbit. Come
bear says a terrific joke, they laugh less turtle. And kill the bear.
comes the horse and tells a terrible joke and nobody laughs. Then the turtle starts to laugh out loud and says
- Hottie Rabbit joke, ha, ha, ha! 1.Your